Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Who's Back? I'm Back! Colleen's Back!

Why? Like all of a sudden I'm back to blogging? Simply b'cos, im jobless. Yeah Man, slacking at home with nothing else to think of besides what's for lunch what's for friday evening is beyond.............. *SHIOK ah*

Of Cos, my piggy banks are running low. I need a job like real soon. Strangely, no pressure. My darling Joe Tan is providing for all my temperory needs. *I love you Baby* I like the way he doesnt press me to look for a job, or nag or what so ever. I guessed he just wanted me to be happy, likewise, me too. =)


signing off........... colleen

Sunday, February 01, 2009

after Chinese new year now, having a 4 days of leave to regenerate my mental and physical strength to start another whole new year of work. but come to think of it, I have actually used up my remaining strength during these 4 days. sentosa, volley ball, outing, fishing. now instead of feeling freshened up, I'm totally darn drained. and work's tomolo. how I wish leaves never have to end. *yawns*


back to the fundamental of human life


s.l.e.e.p


nites

Wednesday, July 11, 2007

I've lost touch with blogging for like dunno how long since months ago. im already so darn sick of working. it's driving me insane.

I used to have a drive for building up a career but now all I ever wish for is to get married and sleep past 12 every single day. sounds useless I know, but i really do hate waking up at 915am mon - fri. and ended up spending almost 30 big bucks every day on cab alone! can you imagine. it's almost half of my day's earning.

at work. our performance is monitered closely, and i mean really closely each day. from like hourly, to daily, weekly and monthly. stats and graphs are drawn up based on individual's performace. that's call pressure. PRESSURE!!!! dudz.

last sunday, I was telling Joe. "I'm feeling lucky today. Im so sure if ever I bought 4D, any numbers will do, it will appear."

and he snapped at me.

So starting from the youngest cousin I asked for a digit "4-2-2-1" but i never place any bet in the end. it was just to challenge that idiotic boyfriend of mine.

Sure enough, 4221 came out as consolation prize. haha!!!

sleeping time..... nite

Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Okies Peeps, It's JOKES TIME!!! grins........



Walking On Water

Three fishermen were sitting in a boat, fishing.

"I'm thirsty," said the first. "I'm gonna go get myself a Coke." So he got out of the boat, walked across the water, and came back with his Coke.

"Ooh, that looks good," said the second and got out of the boat. He walked across the water, got his Coke, and came back.

"You're right," said the third. "I think I'll get one too." He steps out of the boat and sinks like a rock.

"Hey," said the first fisherman to the second, "should we tell him where the rocks are?"



Hand Saw

Doctor Larsson was doing his normal morning rounds of the Psychology ward when he entered a patient's room to find his patient sitting on the floor, sawing at a piece of wood with the side of his hand.

Meanwhile, another patient was in the room, hanging from the ceiling by his feet.

The doctor asked his patient what he was doing, sitting on the floor. The patient replied in an irritated fashion, "Can't you see I'm sawing this piece of wood in half?"

The doctor inquired, "And what is the fellow hanging from the ceiling doing?" "Oh. He's my friend, but he's a little crazy. He thinks he's a lightbulb."

The doctor asks, "If he's your friend, don't you think you should get him down from there before he hurts himself?"

"What? And work in the dark!?"


A Panda In A Bar

A panda walked into a bar and went up to the barman and said: "I want a steak and kidney pie and a Coke please."

The barman took his order and the Panda went to sit down at a table. Soon, a waiter took over the meal, the Panda gobbled it up, thanked, tipped the waiter and paid his bill.

All seemed normal until the Panda pulled out a gun from the depths of his fur, pulled the trigger and BANG! shot the waiter dead.

The barman rushed over and said: "Argh!! You just shot my friend!!!" The Panda calmly replied: "Do you know what I am?" "Of Course I do," the barman answered, "you're a Panda!"

"Good," the Panda replied, "now go home and look me up in the dictionary." And with that, the Panda walked out of the bar. The barman was a little unsure, but he was very eager to be enlightened on the subject of his friend's murder, so he went home to find his dictionary and after a while he found 'panda' and quickly read the definition...


PANDA: 1. A black and white bear native to China. Eats shoots and leaves.

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The End

Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Pirates of the Carribean?

some say it's a success, some more it's a classic. but really, it's such a great disappointment. Part one was terrific, Part Two was worth watching. and Part three, you know. it's putting me off to sleep. bored to the core.

Im waiting for the movie "NEXT" by Nicholas Cage. The thriller was already so thrilling. what more could I say bout the movie.... Grin..

Next 2 weeks are my block leave. it's a straight 10 ten days of compliance leave. that's wat I'm waiting for!!! my NY team is now more or less, formed. waiting for this one last recruit., which is a guy I heard. hee.

And I'm going Malaysia this week end. No where special but Hua's house. Mum never say yes to KL, Thailand, Bintan of where ever. JB is the last place I could think of but she never stops yacking!!! yack yack yack yack!!! keeps saying will keep praying and praying. What's worst, Van is gg Thailand for mission trip for the whole of 8 days. 2 daughters away to dangerous countries. she'll be worried sick!

whatever, Im going for sure. and I've already thought of a list of food I want to have. KFC, Bak Kut Teh, Portuguese Chicken, SEAFOOD, Marybrown and the list goes on. yummy!

gg for my supper now. BB!