let me say a very corny and funny joke. here it goes..............

once, there was a young boy and he was really sad. when he's in school everyone called him a kite. when he's at a shopping mall, people called him a kite. Every where he went, people called him a KITE.

he was tremendously sad! one day he went home "mummy! mummy! why is everyone calling me a kite? I dun want to be called a kite all the time!"

"but my boy, everyone in our family looks like a kite. of course you'll look like one" mum

"But i dun wanna be a kite. I DUN WAN TO!" boy

upon saying that, he ran out of his house to vent his fustration, ran across his field and over the mountain.

and then he started flying up into the sky

the end.





*please laugh. tell me you did laugh.