Good morning!!!! =) it's monday again.
to start off, let me talk about last saturday. b'cos i saw the most disgusting thing ever.
A MAN PEEING AT THE BUS STOP!!!
I was sitting at the bus stop waiting for that slow coach joe who took forever to arrive. It was it. A handicapped man walking with 2 walking sticks by his arms went passed. An indian man was with him. A perfectly well-being man.
"So pitiful." i thought to myself. not knowing that soon this thought will be completely vanished.
i was the ONLY one facing their backs as they walked on.
Note: i was observing their every movement cos im bored.
Suddenly, at apx 2 metres away, i heard water gashing out from some where. and saw the stream of "water" spraying out from that handicapped's "....." . It was an unbelievably strong flow of water...... and it was splashing all over the floor, I heard it so loud and clear loh! maybe he was really too urgent i dunno. and i didn't see that thingy lah. that indian man was blocking. i only saw the water spraying out, aiming at the grass spot which is obviously too far to be reached!?!?
wahahahaha. it left me thinking what was it spraying afterall. cos i cant imagine urine can be so strong.
and i did something stupid. really stupid!!!! to confirm it was urine, I tried smelling any traces that could possibly been blown towards me by the wind. it was windy. and i was close to that spot ok. now, WHO WOULD WAN TO SMELL URINE?!?! i did that, yes it's true. realizing the stupidity that was shown, i squeezed my nose. haa.
what i thought was really funny, not that man who pee-ed, and not me that's smelling it.
wahahahahaa.....
it was the numerous number of people who stepped on it!!! and gotten urine under their shoes!!! how many chances in life will you step on a pool of urine. dud. i was really laughing hysterically over it.
so next time, look out for isolated mysteriously looking puddle of evaporated water on the ground on NON-RAINY days.
Being stupid all the while, i thought of something which i did back then. some people could have heard it before lah. i was at the men's shoe department. and don't you find the smell of the leather nice?!? i was attracted by the smell of the leather no doubt. hahahaha. and i picked one shoe up and smell-ED it. it was still a few seconds i was enjoying the smell. then my aunt saw what i did... and made me realized, "wa lao....... dunno how many people tried it on with their stinko feet loh."
silly right? guess i cant change the silly habit. what's in me will be in me no matter what.
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